In an undoubtedly misbegotten moment, some months ago i set out to protest widespread disregard or stereotyping of feminism (especially among those the age of my undergraduates) and to do so by means of the humor feminism supposedly dampens. It was to be a Cosmo-like or DailyCandy.com-type questionnaire that readers could fill out in the privacy of their own homes to ascertain whether they were vulnerable to any allegation that they were or could be considered feminists. The higher their score, the more secure they could feel.